WompWompWomp

 I went to Farmville, Virginia on Saturday with my boyfriend to visit 2 friends from high school. One goes to Longwood and the other goes to Hampton-Sydney. We went first to see Greg at Longwood and we got lunch and the plan was after the hockey game we would all go see Ken at Hampton-Sydney. But that didn’t happen, Greg got sick from the food and sent us by ourselves. We had some Jager and were sort of nervous. We joked about getting send to a creepy cornfield because the roads at night are sort of spooky. We got lost on the HSC campus because Ken was drunk and couldn’t explain where he was very well. But we got there and filled in his small dorm room where his roommate was playing some videogame. We decided there that we shouldn’t stay the night and Neil stayed sober.
            So there’s this sketchy trashy girl chilling in Ken’s room and she looks pissed off. She has the same look the rest of the night, she was strange and I’m not sure why she looked like she had a stick up her butt. But anyway I slowly start drinking and Ken starts mixing on virtual dj. He kept yelling things while playing his songs and I just kept laughing because of the ridiculous ness of Ken and his yelling "It needs more wompwomp." He was so messed up so he kept adding strange noises that didn’t really make sense. Eventually we got too hot in his tiny room that we went outside to a deck with 5 guys drinking in a circle. They all seemed young but I didn’t think anything of it. We listen to awful music and make fun of Ken trying to mack on sulky girl. But during the worst Kings I’d ever played, we realize that half of these guys are high school seniors on a visit. I immediately get creeped out when someone drew a Jack. I heard “Never have I ever had sex with a girl” come out of someone guy’s mom proudly, and “Eww that’s gross” to “Never had I eaten out a girl.”  All I could do was laugh and stare at Neil. It was definitely the weirdest night I’ve ever had.