Sunday, February 20, 2011
In defense of i love crack.
In defense of smoking crack cocaine, the other crystalline formed drug. I am how you say, a crack head, a lover of crack cocaine. People often ask me, “Do you ever think about quitting crack cocaine, it’s wack”. Well you know what people, no; I have never once considered quitting crack. This attitude that people have about crack is great, as it just means more crack for me. I mean who doesn’t want to do a drug that is highly dangerous, doesn’t last very long, is expensive, and gives you a heart attack. I think we need to assess the real risk to American teens in the drug war, marijuana. This fibrous plant is wreaking havoc on our nations’ youth, making them into unstoppable eating machines. If everyone were addicted to crack, much like myself, our country would not have an obesity problem. The solution is simple and would kill two birds with one stone, get everyone addicted to crack cocaine; not only would it make our citizens into skinny toothless zombies, but it would also protect our children from the great threat of marijuana.
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I agree we have to do something about all this reefer madness...why not resort to crack??!? I thoroughly enjoy the simplicity, straight forwardness of your argument and appreciate you honest to your drug addiction.
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obesity is a growing epidemic, and i believe your argument has a lot of good points. not only would a cocaine addiction help fight this but as its users lost the weight they would be able to more readily gain access to the drug as their appeal as a "crack whore" would increase. thus establishing positive reinforcement for their actions. also as we all know dentistry is the profession with leading suicide rates, and a population without teeth would lead to less dentists and thus lower the suicide rate of america. the suicide rate would also decline as the amount of people killing themselves because of low self esteem because of their weight would decline as correlated with america's weight loss because of the drug. also since people would be dying from malnutrition and drug abuse social security would become less strained because people would die at a younger age and the economy would reap the benefits. tehe.
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